We try to produce a family friendly radio show... these stories were carried on other shows, but we choose not to air them. I know there are some who want to hear this... so here you go. Some funny... and DISTURBING stuff we didn't put on the radio! ;-)
New York City is going to host an 80-person sex party this Friday where masks are required. (https://bit.ly/3f4gDqR)
The Hustler Club in New Orleans is giving out free COVID-19 Vaccines. (https://bit.ly/3b0i9Jx)
A Japanese porn actress is being accused of poisoning a businessman who described himself as the Don Juan because of his luck with ladies.(https://bit.ly/3o3dn3i)
A Florida man told police he blacked out before using a pair of scissors to cut off his wife’s lover’s penis. (https://bit.ly/37MBI6g)
Officials in Bali are on the hunt for a pair of tourists who filmed a porno video on a sacred volcano. (https://bit.ly/3aBli2b)
A new video shows a synthetic sex doll ranting about how despicable the human race is. (https://cutt.ly/FvGXP0R)
A survey by One Poll found that single Americans are pleasuring themselves three times a day during lockdowns. (http://bit.ly/3cuaAdN)
A new study found that senior citizens who have relations regularly tend to be healthier. (http://bit.ly/3rQki0D)
In
a new book, actress Sharon Stone claims she was tricked into exposing
her vagina in the film “Basic Instinct” when the director asked
her to remove her underwear because it was reflecting the light.
(https://bit.ly/3vRQrao)
A
Cruise company is hosting Sex Parties without masks or vaccines at an
event called the Cancun BOOBS Cruise. (https://bit.ly/2QsptWT)
A British study has developed a new skeleton that will allow Sex Dolls to walk on their own. (https://bit.ly/3c4JHhK)
A new report has revealed that a ship stocked with sex toys is among those stuck in the Suez Canal traffic jam. The company said that there are nearly twenty containers full of dildos, vibrators, and male masturbators. (https://bit.ly/2PF8TCM)
An Illinois high school teacher was suspended after she posted a picture of herself having sex on Snapchat. (https://bit.ly/3rQvdXc)
A South Carolina man told police he was punishing himself for cheating on his wife by walking the streets wearing nothing but a plastic bag over his genitals.(https://bit.ly/31SQQfg)
Porn Star Mary Carey is running for Governor of California against Gavin Newsom if the recall effort actually makes it to the ballot. Mary tried this when she was younger, but now she says, and I quote, “This time I'm more experienced and I’m not going to take this position laying down. I am ready to be on top.” (https://bit.ly/2Q84OYj)
A Queens Prank Service called “Ruin Days” is being sued for sending “penis pranks” on behalf of clients who want revenge on people. Yes, they’ll send a box of spring-loaded penises to an enemy’s house for $22.99. You can also get exploding penis missiles and a bag of gummy bear penises for $35.99. (https://pge.sx/3nJO6uO)
A 22-year-old Russian porn star has reportedly taunted police on TikTok after she and her partner shot a raunchy video on a sacred mountain in Bali.(https://bit.ly/3e2RBJy)
According to a new study, three in five Americans say they’ve never experienced an orgasm with a partner and have only reached bliss through masturbation.
The research finds that, of respondents currently in a relationship, seven in ten are “helping themselves” climax after sex with their partner due to lackluster experiences. (https://bit.ly/3nQ2r92)
A teacher in Colombia has claimed he had no idea the camera was working when he had his face buried in his wife’s breast during a lesson taught though a Zoom call. Ruben Dario Parra Zuleta kissed his wife’s chest during a lesson on oscillatory motion taught at the San Vicente Educational Institution in the Colombian city of Palmira. The teacher’s antics were recorded by a female student and shared on social media. The school recognized that Zuleta had behaved inappropriately in front of his students, and Palmira’s education department launched an investigation into the incident. The teacher apologized for his actions. He claimed that he had made “a serious mistake” because he did not realize his camera was filming at the time. Zuleta clarified that he had no intention to broadcast the moments with his wife to the class.(https://bit.ly/33cSFo1)
A spicy slip of the tongue led to a Spanish teacher being yanked from her classes after investigators found she performed an “inappropriate sexual act” during a Zoom lesson. As students at the prestigious Columbia Secondary School for Math, Science, and Engineering remotely watched a “live” class, 37-year-old Amanda K. Fletcher “appeared to suck the nipple of an unidentified topless male” while “gyrating” or “rocking back and forth.” Before that, students watched Fletcher “eating spaghetti” with the shirtless man behind her. After taking her mouth off the man’s chest, Fletcher “resumed teaching and discussing a worksheet,” a student told probers. Investigators viewed several videos of the incident, which were shared by students on Shapchat and other social media platforms. The stunning scene took place on September 30th, two weeks after the city Department of Education opened the 2020-21 school year remotely. The alleged behavior started about twelve minutes before the class ended, while students were still present on the call. Fletcher gave no explanation for her alleged conduct. She declined to be interviewed by SCI investigators, and did not return messages from The New York Post.(https://bit.ly/3vMosIk)
From shoes to tennis rackets, everything seems to have some innate erotic quality to one person or another out there. And that’s fine, but it’s when these desires drive people to violate the property of others that it becomes a problem. This is true not only for the victims but the perpetrators too, who often get caught in rather embarrassing situations as the fetishes they’ve resorted to crime in order to keep concealed suddenly become national news. Case in point is a 25-year-old man in Fukuoka City who was caught red-handed attempting to steal the uniform of a woman he fancied from afar. The incident occurred sometime after 8:00 p.m. on April 14th, when the suspect broke into a knickknack shop inside a shopping center. While inside the store’s back room he put on the sweatshirt and apron of a female employee and then tried to make his escape. However, a security guard on patrol spotted the man and turned him over to police. In custody, the young office worker admitted that he had been “overcome with sexual desire” after spotting the employee inside the shop during business hours. (https://bit.ly/3ansTBm)
A judge ordered a psychological evaluation to help determine the competency of a Florida Man charged with having sexual contact with a pair of large stuffed animals at a Target store. During a Circuit Court hearing, Judge Cathy Ann McKyton appointed a psychologist to examine 22-year-old Cody Meader who has been charged with criminal mischief and exposure of sexual organs, both misdemeanors. As detailed in police and court records, a Target loss prevention officer told cops that he watched as Meader took a stuffed unicorn to the children’s bedding department, where he exposed himself and “took the unicorn and placed it against his penis and began a sexual motion like the subject was trying to have sex with the unicorn.” Meader then went to the front of the St. Petersburg store and “picked up an Olaf snowman stuffed animal and began having sex with this stuffed animal and it was all on video.” If Meader’s case proceeds to trial, prosecutors have said they will seek to introduce evidence showing that the Target incident was not the first time he engaged in such illicit activity. Years earlier, police were called to a Walmart in Clearwater to formally trespass Meader from the store. A loss prevention officer told officers that Meader, then a juvenile, was “performing sexual acts with stuff animals located in the store.” (https://bit.ly/3cjHFcv)
It was when the police pat down reached his groin region that Michael Phillips offered an explanation for the hard item in his underwear. “That’s my dick,” the 20-year-old Florida Man told a deputy with the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office. But it was not, in fact, Phillips's dick, according to an arrest report. Phillips, who was a passenger in a stolen 2015 Chevrolet Equinox that got pulled over Saturday night in St. Petersburg, was actually packing a Glock 23 holding a magazine with 22 rounds. According to the gun’s manufacturer, the Glock has a four-inch barrel and an overall length of 7.36 inches. After being read his rights, Phillips reportedly copped to owning the gun in his drawers. Phillips said he received the Glock as a gift, and carried the semi-automatic pistol “for protection.” In addition to the magazine in the gun, Phillips was also in possession of a second magazine holding 23 rounds. Phillips was arrested for illegally carrying a concealed firearm, a felony. (https://bit.ly/3l0qH6N)
A pantless Florida Man was arrested yesterday after police spotted him pleasuring himself with a pickle while on a private premise. Responding to a suspicious person call around 4:00 p.m., a cop saw 47-year-old Eric Detiege lying on his back in front of a townhouse in Oldsmar, a city in the Tampa Bay area. Detiege, unencumbered by pants or underwear, had his penis in one hand and “a large uneaten pickle in his other hand.” Detiege, the cop added, was “using the pickle to penetrate his rectum while he was masturbating.” Detiege was arrested on a misdemeanor exposure of sexual organs charge. He is being held in the Pinellas County jail in lieu of $150 bond. He has prior convictions for theft, disorderly conduct, resisting police, and criminal mischief. Jail records note that he also has “Only God can judge me” tattooed on his arm.(https://bit.ly/2OT89cJ)
A Pennsylvania church treasurer is accused of stealing over $150,000 from the house of worship to fuel his addiction to porn. 56-year-old Glenn Yothers allegedly stole the funds from Saint Paul Lutheran Church in Unity Township, claiming the money was going toward church bills and charity. But Yothers is accused of using the cash for pornographic websites over a four-year period ending in 2019, leaving the church on the brink of shutdown. “One of the red flags that popped up were the bills stopped being paid at the church,” said Trooper Steve Limani. “None of this was going to charity at all. It’s going to his own personal enjoyment and his own personal use,” Limani said. Yothers told police he got addicted to the sex sites. He was charged this week with theft by deception and theft by unlawful. (https://bit.ly/3bDDk4G)
Along with the drunken collegians rampaging across Florida, a couple in their forties allegedly engaged in an illicit spring break encounter that ended with their arrest for lewd behavior in public. According to police, 48-year-old Grant Mulder and 41-year-old Lauren Baugh were spotted Saturday afternoon around 1:45 p.m. trysting in Largo Central Park in Largo, a city in the Tampa Bay area. The couple were spotted near a veterans memorial inside the 70-acre park. As detailed in one arrest affidavit, a Largo Police Department officer witnessed Baugh “lying on her back with her legs spread apart and her vulva exposed as her boyfriend and co-defendant performed cunnilingus on her.” For those unfamiliar with the term, Officer Lawrence Trinka noted in a second affidavit that cunnilingus was “better known as the union of the mouth with the vulva.” Mulder and Baugh, the patrolman reported, were visible to park patrons as well as pedestrians and motorists passing by on a “highly trafficked roadway” adjacent to the park. The affidavits state that there was an “indication of alcohol influence” with regard to both defendants. Mulder and Baugh were arrested and booked into the county lockup on misdemeanor counts. Mulder was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, while Baugh is facing an exposure of sexual organs rap. (https://bit.ly/3lEXS01)
A 27-year-old woman showed up to hospital with a cough, fever, and thick mucus that had been persistent for six months. Four months prior to attending hospital, she had been prescribed antibiotics and anti-tuberculosis treatment, which appeared to have no impact on her symptoms. The school teacher's sputum was tested for TB and was found to be negative. However, when her chest was scanned they found a lesion in the right upper lobe of her lungs. Upon further investigation, it appeared to be “an inverted bag-like structure ‘sitting’ in the bronchus.” The team removed the mysterious “bag.” Though most of it was destroyed by the process, it was still identifiable as a condom. For the layperson, “the lungs” are not in the top ten list of places you'd expect to find a condom. Doctors, understandably, did not just leave it there and asked a few more follow-up questions to get to the bottom of events. “Retrospectively, both the husband and wife accepted to having undergone a fellatio,” the team wrote in their report. “They could recollect that the condom had loosened during the act, and at that time, the lady had also experienced an episode of sneezing or coughing.” (https://bit.ly/3lIi3dt)
Do you love delivery and have an Internet-connected sex toy? Well, if so, your vibrator can now give you alerts about when your meal is coming — quite literally. That's right, the good folks over at “CamSoda” are now using the power of teledildonics via their new "Grubuzz" technology, which gives you real-time updates on the status of your order. According to a press release, the camming platform is integrating this new tech alongside restaurant chains across the nation so that you can easily plug a curated CamSoda email address into the delivery app of your choosing, whether you're an UberEats, GrubHub, or Postmates loyalist. And as your food gets closer to reaching your door, the vibrations from your toys will start to gradually increase in frequency as your order is prepared, picked up, and delivered. "People have been stuck at home for over a year now. They have grown accustomed to ordering takeout food from their favorite restaurants regularly. Quarantine cravings are real and so too is the COVID-19 delivery food boom," CamSoda Vice President Daryn Parker said. “In addition to the rise in food delivery, there has been a spike in teledildonic usage. Here at CamSoda we figured we'd combine these popular activities and produce a technology that gets people off while their food delivery order is being prepared and ultimately delivered.” That said, Grubuzz will only be available for clitoral vibrators for the time being. https://bit.ly/3u3Qnmu
A woman in Japan must fork over hundreds of dollars to a man because she had sex with his wife, according to a rare court ruling. The Tokyo District Court ordered the unnamed 37-year-old gal to pay the 39-year-old jilted husband $1,010 because she had an affair with his 35-year-old spouse. The angry hubby first filed a lawsuit against his wife’s lover for allegedly turning her into a two-timer after the women met online. As a defense, she claimed the affair should not legally be considered infidelity because it didn’t ruin the couple’s marriage. But the court ruled that any act “undermining the peace” in a marriage — including extramarital sex— qualifies as infidelity. In past years, affairs between same-sex lovers have not been considered infidelity under the law, experts told the outlet. However, the Tokyo High Court ordered a woman to pay compensation to her same-sex partner last March for destroying their union by cheating, sparking a new legal precedent. (https://bit.ly/3fdw5CF)
A Southwest Airlines pilot allegedly exposed his genitals while he was flying a plane from Philadelphia to Orlando last summer, federal authorities charged in recent court documents. The pilot, Michael Haak, “intentionally committed an act of lewd, indecent and obscene exposure of his genitals in a public place” on the August 10th flight, on which “he was the pilot in command.” “The acts began, continued and were completed while the aircraft was in flight from Philadelphia International Airport to Orlando International Airport, during which it overflew parts of the District of Maryland and other federal districts,” states the complaint, which was filed on April 2nd. It’s unclear what lewd acts he specifically participated in during the flight beyond exposing himself. In a statement, a Southwest spokesperson said the pilot had left the airline before charges against him were filed. (https://bit.ly/3dI1ydO)
A man arrested for masturbating while parked outside a Publix supermarket told Florida cops that he opted for the public pleasure session since he “did not wish to do it at home because he did not want to get caught.” Investigators say that witnesses reported observing 22-year-old Cruz Humes inside an SUV that was parked outside a Publix in Coral Springs. Humes, the witnesses said, had his penis exposed and was masturbating while “watching something on his phone” around 7:00 p.m. When Coral Springs Police Department detectives subsequently confronted Humes, he was found “with his pants and underwear off and his phone open with an adult pornography site visible.” Cruz reportedly confessed to the public indecency, saying he was “stressed out” and “came to the parking lot of the Publix to masturbate.” Cruz, who works at the chain supermarket, added that he did not want to risk getting caught masturbating at home. Humes, cops noted, said that he “masturbates in his car 2-3 times a week.” He was charged with two counts of indecent exposure. (https://bit.ly/39G3530)
A jilted British woman was slapped with a three-month jail sentence for posting a nude snap of her ex-lover — making fun of his manhood by adding laughing emojis. “What the f— is that?” 30-year-old Yasmin Walker wrote on Instagram, where she shared the photo with her 1,300 followers after her ex broke up with her. She posted the “sarcastic” comment about his shortcomings along with the three mocking emojis, the York Crown Court heard. The man — who was at a movie theater when he received messages about the offending post — begged Walker to remove the image, which she eventually did after he threatened to call police. Walker — who was charged with disclosing a private sexual photo with intent to cause distress — claimed in a series of WhatsApp messages that she had shared the image “by mistake” and didn’t mean to make it public. She was found guilty in a trial at Scarborough Magistrates’ Court and was sentenced at the York Crown Court on Friday. (https://bit.ly/2PoB35h)
While
unaware that he was being recorded by a nursery camera, a Michigan
home inspector pleasured himself with an Elmo doll. 59-year-old Kevin
Wayne VanLuven was arraigned yesterday on a pair of misdemeanor
charges stemming from an unsettling incident last month at a
residence in Oxford Township, a Detroit suburb. Investigators say
VanLuven had been hired by the home’s owners to inspect their
property prior to a sale. The owners told police that they let
VanLuven and the buyer’s real estate agent into the home, then
departed the residence during the March 12th inspection. While away
from the property, a 22-year-old female homeowner received an alert
on her phone that a webcam had detected movement in the residence’s
nursery. The woman then accessed the camera feed and saw VanLuven
touching himself, cops report. The home inspector then picked up an
Elmo doll and “appeared to be pleasuring himself with the doll.”
Charged with aggravated indecent exposure and malicious destruction
of property under $200, VanLuven was booked into the Oakland County
jail, where he is being held in lieu of $2500
bond.(https://bit.ly/3mtqKJb)
Two women left a four-year-old boy unattended in a car while they shopped at an adult novelty store in Connecticut. A state trooper was dispatched around 8:00 p.m. to the Amazing Intimate Essentials Adult Store in North Stonington after a witness dialed 9-1-1 to report “a child alone in a vehicle.” The trooper subsequently located the boy alone in the car and determined that the child’s mother and her partner had been “inside the store for approximately fifteen minutes purchasing items, while the child was left unsupervised in the vehicle.” Police then arrested Victoria Mortensen, the child’s 25-year-old mother, and 28-year-old Monae Blake. Mortensen was charged with risk of injury to a child and leaving a child unsupervised in a motor vehicle. Blake was charged with leaving a child unsupervised in a motor vehicle. Mortensen and Blake, who live together in Utica, New York, are scheduled for a May 11th court appearance. The police report notes that Connecticut’s child welfare agency was notified of the duo's arrest. (https://bit.ly/2OL8JcX)
New Mexico Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham’s campaign has shelled out at least $62,500 to a former staffer after he accused her of grabbing his crotch and laughing at him in front of his co-workers. The payments were revealed in a campaign finance report and were made to a law firm representing James Hallinan, the former staffer who previously worked as a spokesman for the governor during her campaign. Jared Leopold, a spokesman for the campaign, said the payments are part of a settlement to resolve “numerous dubious and disputed potential claims made by Mr. Hallinan arising from his employment in 2018 … and his subsequent search for employment.” Hallinan, who has since started his own communications company, accused Lujan Grisham of sexual assault in late 2019, about a year after he left the campaign. He alleged the governor poured a bottle of water on his crotch in front of other staffers and then grabbed his genitals through his clothes while she laughed. The payments to Hallinan were done in five monthly installments of $12,500. Since they were listed in a campaign finance report, it’s not clear if the settlement is larger than $62,500 and if more payments will be made in the future during the next cycle.(https://bit.ly/3diqgCK)
Balls to that! A Moroccan junkie’s do-it-yourself sex toy cut off the blood supply to his penis and had to be cut off with an electric saw. Both his penis and scrotum became “swollen, blue and cold to the touch” as a result of his drug-fueled, hormone-charged hijinks. But even when he arrived at the hospital, he remained erect — a shocking 12 hours after squeezing his bits through a steel ring. At the hospital, he admitted that he used the 4 cm in diameter gold ring to maintain an erection while masturbating. At the Marrakech University Hospital medics first used bolt cutters to remove the ring but their efforts fell flat. Docs using a rotating saw eventually succeeded in freeing the imprisoned penis. But according to Urology Case Reports, cold water had to be constantly applied to cool the area and keep the saw from frying his phallus. The unidentified man’s genitals returned to normal color and size without any lingering damage. (https://bit.ly/2QnA5qg)
An 85-year-old Italian man was reportedly fined twice in less than an hour for breaking coronavirus lockdown laws to meet prostitutes – insisting to cops that his sex drive “shot through the roof” after getting the COVID-19 vaccine. The naughty senior, who has not been named, was fined 1,000 euros – about $1,200 – for his double breach in Eboli, southern Italy, amid the pandemic. “It’s the COVID jab — it makes me more virile,” he told police. “Either way, the fine is money well spent.” Police spokesman Sigismondo Lettieri told the news outlet: “The man was first stopped in the early hours of the morning after being seen going into the camper van parked close to the beach which is known to be used by prostitutes. ”He was told he was in breach of COVID curfew regulations and fined 500 euros and released, but he was then stopped less than an hour later further along the road at another camper van used by prostitutes and fined a further 500 euros,” Lettieri said. Under the country’s curfew regulations, people have to remain at home between 10 p.m. and 5 a.m. – with exemptions for those out for work or on essential business. (https://bit.ly/3gIYHV2)
After offering “random citizens” lap dances, a tipsy Florida Woman asked police if they wanted to “bang” on the sidewalk and threatened to assault paramedics if they came near her. Cops responding to a disturbance call Saturday evening encountered 28-year-old Olivia Taylor-Washek on the sidewalk outside a bar in St. Petersburg. Cops said she’d been “stumbling on the sidewalk and attempting to give random citizens lap dances outside of a business.” The arrest paperwork does not indicate whether any lap dances were actually consummated. Taylor-Washek was “highly intoxicated” and stumbling, prompting officers to call for a fire rescue team. However, Taylor-Washek was not evaluated “due to threatening to punch paramedics if they touched her.” After police reportedly gave Taylor-Washek multiple chances to call someone for assistance in getting to her nearby apartment--or accept their offer to walk her home--she “continued to yell profanities” at cops and bystanders. She also allegedly asked officers “if they wanted to ‘bang’ on the sidewalk.” After continuing the 8:30 PM disturbance -- which included Taylor-Washek yelling that police were going to shoot her -- she was arrested for disorderly intoxication. (https://bit.ly/32REBjl)
An Illinois woman was convicted of “revenge porn” after sharing sexually explicit photos that another woman had sent to her fiancé. 43-year-old Bethany Austin sent the racy images to her family and friends in 2016 to explain why she was calling the wedding off. She was found guilty of nonconsensual dissemination of private sexual images Monday in McHenry County Court. When she discovered the illicit pics, Austin had been living with the man she was engaged to after more than seven years of dating. The couple shared an Apple iCloud account that allowed messages sent to the man’s phone to also go to Austin’s iPad. That’s how Austin found the texts and revealing photos, leading the couple to break up and cancel their nuptials. But Austin testified that her ex-fiancé then began spreading rumors that she was “crazy” — and said she wanted to set the record straight. She mailed a four-page letter to family and friends explaining the situation, and included screenshots of the texts and photos. The other woman, however, told police that the pictures were private and intended only for Austin’s then-fiancé. Judge Michael Coppedge ultimately agreed in his ruling, saying that Austin should have known that the photos were not intended to be shared. (https://bit.ly/3eyzEBw)
A Missouri woman has been sentenced to 10 years in prison after pleading guilty to smuggling a loaded gun that was hidden in her vagina into a county jail. During a Circuit Court hearing last week, 39-year-old Amy Wilhite copped to a felony indictment charging her with “delivery or concealment” of the weapon, a small .22 caliber revolver that was fully loaded with five rounds. In a plea deal, Wilhite was sentenced to serve a decade in the custody of the Missouri Department Of Corrections. She is currently being held at the Women's Eastern Reception, Diagnostic and Correctional Center, a state intake facility. Wilhite, who has previously done stretches in state prison, was arrested on February 14th on gun and narcotics charges and booked into the Boone County jail in Columbia. An initial search of Wilhite by Columbia Police Department officers failed to locate the 4.6-ounce North American Arms revolver stashed in her body orifice. A “pat search” at the jail was followed by a strip search, neither of which detected the four-inch firearm. Wilhite was in the county lockup for 17 days before jailers discovered the gun, which was wrapped in plastic among her possessions. (https://bit.ly/3aROBNU)
