TOO BAD FOR RADIO!!!

We try to produce a family friendly radio show... these stories were carried on other shows, but we choose not to air them. I know there are some who want to hear this... so here you go. Some funny... and DISTURBING stuff we didn't put on the radio! ;-)

A Long Island Legislator who’s also a physician was arrested for trying to trade a woman pills for sex. (https://bit.ly/3ogAO8X)

A 32-year-old New Jersey man has been sentenced to three years in state prison for threatening farmers when they rejected his emails and letters requesting to have sex with their cows and horses. Richard Decker, of Vernon Township, sent emails and left letters at farms and stables across Sussex County with his ask between July and October last year, police previously said. In one instance, he threatened to go to a farm and beat a woman with a wooden stick when he was denied alone time with the animals. Vernon police began investigating odd occurrences at farms in early 2019: someone was placing spikes near their driveways. The Sussex County Prosecutor’s Office said Decker was the culprit. Superior Court Judge Louis Sceusi sentenced Decker to three years in prison. (https://bit.ly/3mR4Hex)

An Oklahoma man is facing an indecency charge after allegedly taking a sex toy for a test drive inside an adult novelty store. 23-year-old Gilbert Cordero was recently arrested in connection with a bizarre incident last year at an Oklahoma City business. Cordero, free on $500 bail, has pleaded not guilty to a misdemeanor charge of outraging public indecency. According to a probable cause affidavit, Cordero “went into a sex toy shop and tried a piece of merchandise which was out on display.” Specifically, the business was Carlie’s and the item in question was “an Auto Blow device.” As a 28-year-old female employee watched on a security monitor, Cordero placed his penis into the sex toy and began “thrusting his hips into the” Autoblow. A criminal information filed against Cordero accuses him of committing an act “injurious to public morals.” (https://bit.ly/36adXUd)

A Pennsylvania appeals court has ruled that a trio of farmers who admitted to having sex with farm animals hundreds of times need to stay in prison. The Pennsylvania Superior Court panel upheld twenty-to-forty-one-year prison terms for farmers Terry Wallace, Matthew Brubaker and Marc Measnikoff for having sex with animals hundreds of times on their farm. In total, the trio pleaded guilty to charges of corruption of minors, 730 counts of sexual intercourse with animals and 730 counts of cruelty to animals. Investigators even claimed the men made videos of themselves molesting the animals and committing bestiality. In their appeal, the Pennsylvania farmers 36-year-old Measnikoff, 32-year-old Brubaker, and 42-year-old Wallace had argued they were sentenced too harshly for having sex with animals. All three men lived in rundown campers on a farm and they owned the animals they abused. (https://bit.ly/35l48SU)

Noises that sounded like a sexual encounter were heard during a Baltimore County school board meeting last Tuesday. Someone with WMAR-2 News heard the noises on the recording before it was deleted. The Board of Education of Baltimore County and Superintendent Dr. Darryl Williams said they are very concerned about the incident that happened near the end of the Board of Education meeting Tuesday night when “inappropriate audio” was heard by those in attendance. Board officers Kathleen Causey and Julie Henn have consulted with the Superintendent and have contacted the Maryland Office of the Inspector General for Education to investigate. The information available at this time indicates that numerous individuals, in addition to board members, were online at the time. (https://bit.ly/3lREbRw)

Puerto Rico’s health department scrapped a safe sex campaign urging people to masturbate to avoid contracting the Coronavirus — after conservative critics said the message rubbed them the wrong way. The public service announcement, which launched on social media Tuesday, featured an image of a thumb fondling a grapefruit next to a statement proclaiming that pleasuring oneself is the only truly safe form of sexual activity in a pandemic. It also urged horndogs to wash their sex toys, along with their hands, and avoid getting frisky with anyone not living under their roof. But government health officials quickly erased the post after it went viral, explaining it had offended some observers.(https://bit.ly/31R1dQQ)

Two Oklahoma men are behind bars after allegedly performing “unlicensed gender reassignment surgery” on a male victim who told cops he met one of the defendants during online research about castration. Investigators charge that 53-year-old Bob Lee Allen used scalpels to remove the 28-year-old victim’s scrotum and testicles during a procedure earlier this month at a residence in Wister. Allen allegedly was assisted during the procedure by 42-year-old Thomas Evans Gates. Cops learned of the castration when the victim, who had traveled from his home in Virginia earlier this month, went to a hospital seeking treatment. Allen and Gates have been charged with an assortment of felony and misdemeanor charges in connection with the unlicensed surgery, which resulted in the “permanent disfigurement” of the victim. (https://bit.ly/31FKCzr)

A 73-year-old Russian who tried to relieve a painful bout of hemorrhoids with a toothbrush had to have the offending implement surgically removed after it “got lost up there.” The man tried to relieve the burning and itching of inflammation with more modern techniques, but resorted to the toothbrush when all else failed. He went to an emergency room when he couldn’t get the toothbrush out.

Four Mexican porn stars were arrested for filming a sex scene at a National Park. (https://bit.ly/3kf3vj3)

The adult film website “PornHub” only allowed those who voted in the presidential election to enter the X-rated website on Election Day 2020. (https://bit.ly/3mSUG06)

A new report claims Jerry Falwell Jr. and his wife Becki would rank Liberty University Students based on who they wanted to have sex with. (https://bit.ly/3mL3oNX)

Police in Brussels busted a lockdown orgy in the basement of a gay bar that was attended by several diplomats. (https://bit.ly/33CoNlA)

German Police are probing the disappearance of a giant phallus statue. (https://bit.ly/3ohQcRl)

British Airways is investigating claims that one of its stewardesses worked as a prostitute who offered “adult entertainment” to passengers during flights. (https://bit.ly/3mknsXV)

A half-dressed Connecticut man was arrested for humping trees in his neighbor’s backyard. (https://bit.ly/36jJXGD)

Over forty attendees caught the Coronavirus at a swinger's convention in New Orleans. (https://bit.ly/3lrb3jy)

A New York man claims a scammer plastered his sex videos all over PornHub and iTV. (https://bit.ly/3o8j4eQ)

Researchers at McMaster University found that toxic chemicals are weakening bones in the River Otter’s penis. (https://bit.ly/3lno39K)

For the second time in recent weeks, a Florida Woman has been arrested for pleasuring herself in public, this time outside a Popeyes at 10:00 a.m. 38-year-old Vanessa Lee Jones was collared Saturday morning after a witness reported spotting her masturbating near a dumpster outside the chicken joint in St. Petersburg. When police responded to the scene, officers “also witnessed the defendant masturbating in front of the dumpster completely naked.” Jones was “observed on security cameras masturbating while fully naked.” She was arrested for exposure of sexual organs, a misdemeanor. She is being held in the county jail in lieu of $150 bond. Jones was arrested on September 30th after allegedly exposing herself and masturbating in front of a 7-Eleven in St. Petersburg. Jones was charged with lewd and lascivious exhibition since she was in view of a minor who was accompanied by a male relative who recorded the 11:00 a.m. incident. (https://bit.ly/3nbVehM)

Thanks to Borat, a 26-year-old UK woman’s Alexa apparently thought she was in the mood for some “sexy time” – so it ordered three sex toys for her. Katie Brown’s virtual assistant was next to the TV when her brother Bobby was watching “Borat Subsequent Moviefilm,” where Sacha Baron Cohen’s character tried to order three flashlights. The bumbling Kazakh wound up ordering three similarly sounding rubbery sex toys mimicking female genitalia – prompting Alexa to do the same for Brown. “When she went off my brother knew it had happened and came to me to check. I was in stitches but then I thought, ‘Hang on a minute, $107? I need to cancel this as quickly as I can,’” she said. “Don’t put your Alexa next to the television. It’s a lesson learned,” she said. According to Amazon, “when customers order using Alexa, the item will not automatically be purchased, but rather added to your shopping cart.” (https://bit.ly/3nnHv7Z)

A Florida motorist who was revving the engine of his Jeep on the main drag in Key West flashed a gun at another man who got annoyed and questioned the size of his genitalia. Toby Keaton of Coral Springs said that he was in his car in front of 21-year-old Dustin Allen Kouns’ Jeep when he heard Kouns racing his engine. “You must have a small d**k,” Keaton is alleged to have said to Kouns. According to police, Kouns responded by swearing at Keaton. Kouns is then alleged to have pulled a 9mm Smith and Wesson handgun. Kouns was arrested on Halloween night and booked on felony charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, carrying a concealed weapon, and dealing in stolen property. He was also charged with misdemeanor driving without a valid license. (http://dailym.ai/366XLD9)

A special Federal Relief fund has been set up for strippers of color in Oregon. The Federal Government set aside $600,000 in COVID relief money. (https://fxn.ws/3eU1gkf)

Steven Spielberg’s daughter Mikaela Spielberg says doing porn is a “healing journey.” (https://bit.ly/38vEtdy)

The New Yorker has fired Jeffrey Toobin after he was caught masturbating during a Zoom call last month. Toobin worked at the New Yorker for twenty-seven years. (https://cnn.it/38DT2M6)

A Kansas Democrat who admitted to circulating revenge porn has won a seat in the state’s House of Representatives. (https://bit.ly/3livEHt)

A study found that men who add nuts to their diet can improve the quality of their sperm. (https://bit.ly/3nbIGqJ)

A group of Psychologists are studying the mental effects of being in a relationship with sex robots. (https://bit.ly/3lyzfRL)

PornHub has revealed the list of the top porn searches by state during election week. (https://bit.ly/38L726P)

The four day swinger’s convention known as “Naughty In Nawlins” is under way despite rising cases of Coronavirus. (https://bit.ly/36ByoJP)

A Minnesota school teacher who had sex with a male student avoided jail time after telling the Judge she was going through some personal trauma at the time. (https://bit.ly/32Nvtg2)

A “half dressed” Connecticut man who was spotted “humping trees” in a stranger’s backyard is behind bars on multiple charges. According to a Naugatuck Police Department report, officers were dispatched Thursday afternoon to a residence on High Street after a 9-1-1 caller reported there was “an unknown male in a backyard, half dressed, humping trees, screaming, and eating branches.” when cops arrived, the suspect ran into a neighboring house, causing its inhabitants to “flee their home in fear.” The intruder, identified as 36-year-old John Fignar, subsequently exited the residence and was placed under arrest. The police report does not indicate which half of Fignar was unclothed. While in custody, Fignar allegedly spat at and assaulted police, resulting in a felony charge being filed against him, along with misdemeanor breach of peace, resisting, and trespassing counts. (https://bit.ly/35LDRig)

According to state health officials, gonorrhea infections are increasing in Michigan. By the end of October, cases of gonorrhea, a sexually transmitted disease, had surpassed those reported in 2019, the Detroit News reported, citing the Michigan Department of Health and Human Services. Last year, an estimated 18,264 gonorrhea infections were reported in Michigan. The state this year is on track for a 22% increase in infections. The uptick in cases is “even more alarming as it is likely an underestimate of the actual burden of disease due to decreased testing for sexually transmitted diseases during the pandemic,” health officials said. The disease can cause serious complications if left untreated. The gonorrhea bacterium is capable of spreading through an untreated person’s bloodstream and eventually infecting other parts of the body.(https://bit.ly/38UeoVH)

OnlyFans, the website where performers sell special access to their fans for tips, is now valued at over $2 billion dollars. (https://bit.ly/39MdNG1)

A British mom who was cleared of having sex with a 14-year-old boy after claiming he lied about his age says she’s planning to cash in with a porn career. (https://bit.ly/36Ux1Yh)

PornHub is taking down all videos on its site that feature underage actors.(https://bit.ly/372DKiN)