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TODAY
IS A SPECIAL DAY! (A special thanks to NationalDayCalendar.com)
November 27
National Bavarian Cream Pie Day
National Craft Jerky Day
National Day of Listening
National Native American Heritage Day
Black Friday
Buy Nothing Day
Flossing Day
Maize Day
You’re
Welcomegiving Day
SURVEYS,
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A breakthrough study in Israel found that hyperbaric oxygen treatments can reverse the aging process in humans. (https://bit.ly/35QW1Pr)
A study by the University of Copenhagen found that bacteria found in bed dust can improve a child’s health. The bacteria is said to build up their immune systems later in life. (https://bit.ly/33aDGet)
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A
defendant who threw two naked women out of his Florida home during a
2:00 a.m. altercation told police that the victims attacked him after
he declined to engage in a sexual threesome. Responding to a 9-1-1
call about a disturbance at a Clearwater apartment building, cops
interviewed 27-year-old Ciraya Rassasombath and 28-year-old Angelique
Pavelec about an encounter with Rassasombath’s husband that
allegedly turned violent. Pavelec reportedly went to Rassasombath’s
home to “hang out and drink.” While at the apartment, Pavelec
said, “they had planned sexual arrangements with her friend’s
husband,” 33-year-old Calvin Rassasombath. But before a threesome
ensued, a verbal argument began. As the dispute escalated, Calvin
allegedly choked both naked women before throwing them out of the
residence. After being read his rights, Calvin claimed that the women
“wanted to have sex with him but he did not want to,” prompting
them to attack him. Calvin was arrested on felony and misdemeanor
battery charges. (https://bit.ly/2IWjkOS)
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Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis were seen hugging in Los Angeles after calling off their engagement last week. The couple was together for seven years.(https://pge.sx/3pG3CIv)
Joe Exotic's husband, Dillon Passage, was arrested for drunken driving in Texas and didn't even know who he was. (https://bit.ly/3nBXqQ8)
Spike Lee is making a musical about the invention of Viagra.(https://bit.ly/32V5685)
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Millions of Americans have been traveling for Thanksgiving despite warnings from the CDC to keep gatherings to a minimum. (https://on.today.com/2HtRPvM)
Royal Caribbean has attracted 100,000 volunteers to test the new Coronavirus protocols by taking a free cruise on their ships. The safety measures are super strict. (https://bit.ly/3lMDSrN)
The FDA has approved the first rapid at home test for COVID-19 that will deliver a result in thirty minutes or less. (https://n.pr/36LRFIO)
National chains such as Walmart and Kroger are beginning to see runs on tissues and cleaning supplies as Americans fear we'll go into another lockdown. (https://bit.ly/32W0crc)
The NYPD busted two hundred men who were conducting a Fight Club inside a Bronx Warehouse. (https://bit.ly/38SZuPA)
Health Officials in Washington have ordered three hundred people to quarantine after they were exposed to Coronavirus at a super-spreader wedding. (https://bit.ly/3pB7ZVl)
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A
British Phys-Ed teacher was arrested for downing wine and flashing
her breasts at the school prom. (https://bit.ly/3kWY88J)
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Police in Wisconsin are stumped over who would steal a tree from the flagship branch of the state university. The University of Wisconsin-Madison has logged its loss at $13,000 or more. A rare, 25-foot Algonquin pillar Swiss mountain pine tree was cut down and stolen from the university’s arboretum property sometime between November 5th and 9th, according to the UW-Madison Police Department. The tree was planted in 1988 about 30 yards from a campus parking lot. The thief or thieves also cut a 12-foot section from the top of another nearby tree, a compact white fir planted in 1981. For some reason, they left that cut section behind. Commenters on the department’s Facebook post were angered and confused by the theft. Authorities believe someone may be able to help them identify whomever was responsible because of the manpower involved in taking down a tree of that size. (https://fxn.ws/2IFluCk)
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A
driver in England who repeatedly shouted “wakey wakey” from his
car in the early hours has been given a police warning. Hampshire
Police said it received “many complaints” about a man and his
passengers shouting “at the top of their voices” in the
Brockhurst and Elson areas of Gosport. The red Nissan Navara driver
was also seen turning off his lights and shouting “you can't call
the police because you can't see us.” The force said: “How wrong
he was.” Resident Karen O'Brien said that on Tuesday or Wednesday
she heard “somebody on a megaphone shouting wakey wakey.”
Officers eventually caught up with the 21-year-old driver and issued
him with a warning. The warning means the driver's car can be seized
if he gives residents further unwelcome wake-up calls in the next
twelve months. (https://bbc.in/2IAl4gy)
FAKE
NEWS.... OR FLORIDA?!
I
read a headline, you guess if the story is something that really
happened in the great state of FLORIDA or is it #FakeNews made up to
trick you and amuse me
A
Cape Coral man was found sitting on the roof of a family’s home in
his underwear and told police he had no idea how he got there …..
FLORIDA(https://bit.ly/3lztPG9)
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Fire
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Son Battling
Cancer
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