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TODAY
IS A SPECIAL DAY! (A special thanks to NationalDayCalendar.com)
August 1
International Mahjong Day
National Raspberry Cream Pie Day
National Girlfriends Day
National Minority Donor Awareness Day
Respect for Parents Day
National Disc Golf Day
National Jamaican Patty Day
National Mustard Day
Mead Day
August 2
National Coloring Book Day
National Ice Cream Sandwich Day
American Family Day
National Friendship Day
National
Sisters Day
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A new survey found that citizens around the world are losing confidence in their government’s handling of the Coronavirus. (https://yhoo.it/2CJl9w0)
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A
Florida woman told St. Lucie County sheriff’s deputies she forgot
about a drug pipe that an X-ray apparently determined was in her
anus. The case of the 34-year-old lady with an apparent crack pipe
sequestered in her hindquarters happened on June 12th. Investigators
went to Orange Avenue and Rock Road west of Fort Pierce near the St.
Lucie County Jail after a report of a possible impaired driver. A
woman was slouched over the steering wheel of her Toyota, her foot on
the brake and the vehicle in drive. One person said the vehicle was
there about twenty minutes. After participating in field sobriety
exercises, she was arrested on a DUI charge. She was taken to jail
where an X-ray “showed a foreign object in her groin area.” In
addition to the DUI charge, the woman was arrested on possession of
drug paraphernalia and introduction of contraband into a detention
facility charges. (https://bit.ly/3f8SOfw)
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Elon
Musk jokingly challenged Johnny Depp to a cage match after the actor
accused him of having an affair with Amber Heard. Johnny once
threatened to cut Elon’s JUNK off for hooking up with Amber.
(https://pge.sx/2EgfnSH)
Amber
Heard claims that Johnny Depp once hurled thirty liquor bottles at
her during an argument. (https://pge.sx/39rCIfW)
Amber
Heard testified that Johnny Depp once vandalized a painting given to
her by one of her girlfriends. (https://pge.sx/3f2Oy1j)
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Kanye
West was treated for anxiety at a Wyoming hospital after publicly
apologizing to Kim Kardashian on Twitter.
(https://pge.sx/3g5qXyb)
Kanye
West was seen shopping for kids clothes at a Walmart in Wyoming with
freshly dyed red hair.(https://pge.sx/3fTKn92)
Cyber
Security Experts believe a gang of Russian Hackers crippled the
fitness tracking services on Garmin’s smart watch.
(https://bit.ly/3f1IRAF)
The Portland Protester who became known as “Naked Athena” after she faced off with cops in the nude says it was an off the cuff decision that she didn’t plan. (https://bit.ly/2P0difN)
Seventeen Jersey Shore lifeguards tested positive for Coronavirus after attending a party in Surf City. (https://bit.ly/2Db9nKu)
A group of pranksters left a set of knives and chainsaws for a group of baboons who’ve been attacking cars at a Manchester Safari. One of the baboons was also seen smoking a cigarette. (https://bit.ly/3g3Wela)
Vladimir Putin announced that the Russian Navy will soon be equipped with hypersonic nuclear weapons and hypersonic underwater drones. They’re expected to be ready in September. (https://reut.rs/32UYSWC)
Google is developing “smart tattoos” that will work like touch screens and become the next generation of wearable technology. (https://bit.ly/331wEcK)
A new book claims Prince William warned Prince Harry to move slowly into his relationship with Meghan Markle because he had a bad feeling about her. (https://bit.ly/302peUA)
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Flowers
like Viagra. If you put some Viagra in a vase, it will make flowers
stand up straight for a week beyond when they would normally wilt,
according to one study conducted by Israeli and Australian
researchers.
A NEWS HEADLINE... FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS WORLD!
Dateline....
THAILAND
A
herd of Macaques have taken over the town of Lopburi, Thailand,
forcing local business owners to close a barber shop, a movie
theater, and a cell phone store. The herd of 8,400 Macaques are
attacking locals, stealing food, and even robbing tourists of their
purses. (https://bit.ly/30RxkhZ)
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The Nature Boy has a latte explaining to do! Wrestling legend Ric Flair, who has urged his social media followers to “stop the spread” of coronavirus, was spotted making a Starbucks run without a mask — even though his wife has the disease and he is at high risk of having it as well. Flair told the New York Post that his wife, Wendy Barlow, is currently sick with the virus — just days after photographers spotted him at a Georgia Starbucks drive-through without a mask. A source familiar with the matter said Flair already has the virus and tested positive two days prior — but he denied that claim. Flair said “My wife does have the virus…we live in a 5,000 square foot home. I live in the basement. She lives upstairs on the third floor and she got sick.” The Hall of Famer hung up before The Post could ask questions about the Starbucks run. (https://bit.ly/3jsGRos)
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Thousands
of people attended a rave at a disused Royal Air Force station in the
United Kingdom, with police struggling to shut it down. Hundreds of
people gathered Saturday night at the former RAF Charmy Down
airfield, some three miles outside the English city of Bath. Upwards
of 3,000 people were in attendance at the height of activity, the BBC
reported, with hundreds still there early Sunday morning. Pictures
and video on Twitter showed partiers seemingly ignoring all
Coronavirus-safety regulations, including a lack of facial masks and
social distancing. People as far away as Bristol, some 8 miles away
from the airfield, said they could hear the “ridiculously loud
bassline.” People living nearby took to social media to complain
throughout Saturday night and into Sunday about the noise and police
response. (https://bit.ly/2OMoPiG)
FAKE
NEWS.... OR FLORIDA?!
I
read a headline, you guess if the story is something that really
happened in the great state of FLORIDA or is it #FakeNews made up to
trick you and amuse me
A
Fort Meyers Dog-Walker was arrested for drug possession after he was
seen walking a CAT on a leash ….. FAKE NEWS
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