THIS WEEK'S DEAR JOHN LETTER!(COMMENTS ARE WELCOME)
Dear John,
My
wife and I like to go to costume contests... she's pretty creative
and we have won several times. This year I think her idea is in bad
taste and I don't want to play along. She is getting mad at me for
not wanting to play the part. Not sure if you want to read this part
on the radio, but she wants to dress as Christine Blasey Ford and
have me dress as Judge Brett Kavanaugh. My “costume” consists of
a judges robe, a gavel and one of those helmets with beer cans in
it... her costume is not really even a costume... she doesn't even
look like Christine Blasey Ford... so I think in addition to it being
in poor taste... I don't think people would even know who she's
supposed to be... and half the people will hate my outfit. Do you
have any better ideas while I still have time to maybe talk her out
of this?
Signed
– EmbarrassedToDress Up
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SCOOP OF THE DAY:
A
central Illinois physician who pleaded guilty last year to charges of
illegally dispensing opioids and other prescription medications in
exchange for money or sex has been sentenced to twelve years in
federal prison. The U.S. Attorney’s office in Chicago says in a
news release that Dr. Constantino Perales of the LaSalle County
community of Peru was sentenced Tuesday by U.S. District Judge Amy
St. Eve. According to the release, the 67-year-old Perales admitted
he had illegally prescribed oxycodone and Xanax to a patient whom he
knew would sell the pills on the black market and then shared the
profits with him. Parales also admitted he illegally dispensed
opioids and other controlled substances to three patients he knew
were addicted to the drugs in exchange for
sex.(https://goo.gl/C5KAPd)
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Halloween
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Amy Schumer says she’s refusing to participate in any Super Bowl commercials because the NFL isn’t supporting Colin Kaepernick’s protests. https://goo.gl/yhSHRU
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Elizabeth Warren says the reason she took a DNA test was to rebuild people’s trust in Government. https://goo.gl/kC4K9r
A
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The Grandiloquent Word of the Day
LINK TO TODAY'S WORD - Grandiloquent Words
Automatonophobia (uh-TAHM-uh-tahn-uh-FOH-bee-yah)
Noun:
-The fear of artificial representations of people such as ventriloquist dummies, mannequins, Madame Tussauds wax figures etc...
From ‘automaton’ via Latin from Greek, neuter of automatos ‘acting of itself,’ from autos ‘self.’ + Latin “-phobia” directly from Greek ‘-phobia’ "panic fear of," from phobos “fear".
Used in a sentence:
"Medusa Junesquirrel suffered from automatonophobia, making even a casual trip to the mall pure nightmare fuel!”
Noun:
-The fear of artificial representations of people such as ventriloquist dummies, mannequins, Madame Tussauds wax figures etc...
From ‘automaton’ via Latin from Greek, neuter of automatos ‘acting of itself,’ from autos ‘self.’ + Latin “-phobia” directly from Greek ‘-phobia’ "panic fear of," from phobos “fear".
Used in a sentence:
"Medusa Junesquirrel suffered from automatonophobia, making even a casual trip to the mall pure nightmare fuel!”
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A
Wyoming woman running for city council is defending her panty-selling
alter ego, confirming to 2News that she will remain in the race.
Deborah Reno of Evanston, Wyoming called 2News' reporting on Friday
explaining her decision to run and why she has another identity known
as “Mystee Crockett.” She said, “My alter ego is hot and sexy
in a way that I never get to be in real life. My husband loves my
alter ego, although she only comes out when he and I are out of town.
She doesn't break laws, but she is gorgeous. She's never gotten into
trouble, but she does get into exciting adventures with my husband.”
Reno said she has sold used panties and “dirty gym shorts” online
for the past year. She’s also seen strip-teasing in videos. A
handful of community members raised concerns to other elected
officials following the discovery of what Reno thought was her secret
identity. The candidate said she no longer sells used underwear and
has since deleted all her accounts, saying “Mystee is dead.”
(https://goo.gl/gB8tJA)
MOMENT OF DUH:
Dorie
“Madeena” Stevenson, a Canadian psychic who was arrested for
extortion and fraud after she pretended to practice Witchcraft.
Canadian police conducted a 5 month investigation after Stevenson
swindled a regular customer out of $60,000 by threatening to put a
spell on her if she didn’t give her money. The customer paid the
fee, but contacted police who launched an investigation. Stevenson
was arrested after she tried a similar tactic on a different client.
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A Florida man arrested at 2:30am, said he was masturbating in public because
it “helps with his anxiety.” 20-year-old Carlos Salvador was naked from the
waist down inside a 24-hour laundromat in Clearwater, Florida.
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