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"Give
me a stock clerk with a goal, and I will give you a man who will make
history. Give me a man without a goal, and I will give you a stock
clerk.-James Cash Penney, founder of J.C. Penney
"Give
me a stock clerk with a goal, and I will give you a man who will make
history. Give me a man without a goal, and I will give you a stock
clerk.-James Cash Penney, founder of J.C. Penney
"Everything
should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler." --Albert
Einstein
"Everything
should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler." --Albert
Einstein
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One
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after an afternoon of drinking left Saskatoon police with an
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An hour later, police got another call of a woman driving a black
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This time the woman left her shoes behind. At 5:40 p.m. around ten
minutes later, police were called about a collision at 11th Street
West and Circle Drive. The witness on the phone said a Mercedes had
run into a truck. There, a shoeless woman stood next to the wrecked
car, making this an open-and-shut case for police. The 35-year-old
woman is facing charges of impaired driving, driving while
prohibited, and a variety of dine-and-dash related
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The Grandiloquent Word of the Day
LINK TO TODAY'S WORD - Grandiloquent Words
Defenestrate
(dee-FEN-eh-strayt)
Verb:
-A throwing of a person or thing out of a window.
-A usually swift dismissal or expulsion (as from a political party or office).
Noun form: Defenestration
From Latin fenestra “window”. First known use 1620.
Used in a sentence:
“After weeks of practice, it was their time to shine
on the dance-floor; but who could have predicted that Hugo would
defenestrate Gina during the climax of their cha-cha…" Verb:
-A throwing of a person or thing out of a window.
-A usually swift dismissal or expulsion (as from a political party or office).
Noun form: Defenestration
From Latin fenestra “window”. First known use 1620.
Used in a sentence:
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Police
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Nashville police say in a statement the 42-year-old coach is
recovering from two bullet wounds to his right leg. They say he was
shot Saturday night at Antioch High School during an altercation with
a man who supported the other team. Police say the man was angry
about the way the coach intervened in the fight and asked the coach
to meet him under the bleachers. The coach said the man then pulled
out a pistol and started shooting. Authorities say the man fled in a
vehicle. They say the shooter’s photo was taken by a surveillance
camera and detectives are trying to confirm his
identity.
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It
was not a fairy tale, but a rescue on a Minnesota lake did involve a
rainbow unicorn. A sheriff’s deputy and a reserve deputy from the
Chisago County Sheriff’s Office spotted a group of five women on a
large, inflatable rainbow unicorn floating on Fish Lake Saturday.
KMSP-TV reports the deputies pulled their squad car over and asked
the women for a photo, but noticed the raft was stuck in weeds. One
deputy threw a rope to the women while the other recorded a video. A
sheriff’s office tweet says, “With a handful of laughs and some
mad rescue roping skills they were pulled back to the dock!” Deputy
Scotty Finnegan, who threw the rope, says the women would have had
trouble getting out of the mucky lake
unassisted.
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